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Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 pm
by Travis
NOTE: This is not me!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.. I have never

figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just

want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:05 pm
by Brando14100
Posted before, but it's still funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

8-)

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:50 pm
by lunitic_8
LMFAO but this is 100% true  :o lol

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 3:52 pm
by Capt.Propwash
omg that is PERFECT!!

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:04 pm
by charlesed
Hmm...

I may just try this out sometime. ;D ;D ;D

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:53 am
by U4EA
Oldie but goodie! ;D

Re: Mars and Venus?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:00 am
by Meck
roflmfso  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D