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Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:57 am
by Steve M
Dear Tech Support Team,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system o nce installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0.

WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and to your computer as well.

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:57 am
by machineman9
Should've just gone for Vista or Windows 7  :)

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:36 am
by Sir_Crashalot
The solvation to this problem is, as always, close at hand. Go to The Pirate Bay and download the cracked version of TennisTeacher 1.9 or Swimpoolcleaner4.8. Install directly into the Wife1.0 directory. Make screenshots of the application when it starts to work with Wife1.0. Confront Wife1.0 with these screenshots and ask for an uninstall leaving all safed files. Return to Girlfriend 5.0 or better StaySingleandParty 3.7 (freeware)...

Crash ;)

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:42 pm
by Ang2dogs
And it's best not to use the system when it goes into PMS-666 mode!
;D

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:21 pm
by Steve M
And it's best not to use the system when it goes into PMS-666 mode!
;D



;D ;D ;D Yes, this can cause overheating that Midol 2009 can't fix!  

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:54 pm
by ShaneG_old
And it's best not to use the system when it goes into PMS-666 mode!
;D



;D ;D ;D Yes, this can cause overheating that Midol 2009 can't fix!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:27 pm
by Terri
[quote]
;D ;D ;D ;D

Every bit of this thread is great!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:39 pm
by Brando14100
[quote][quote]
;D ;D ;D ;D

Every bit of this thread is great!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:45 pm
by ShaneG_old
:-[



::)



C:\APOLOGIZE

......... ;D ;)

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:51 am
by BigTruck
[quote][quote]
;D ;D ;D ;D

Every bit of this thread is great!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:57 am
by ShaneG_old
[quote][quote][quote]
;D ;D ;D ;D

Every bit of this thread is great!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:00 pm
by Fozzer
...time to De-frag/De-bag the miscreant!... >:(...!

Paul... ;D...!

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:27 pm
by ShaneG_old
...time to De-frag/De-bag the miscreant!... >:(...!

Paul... ;D...!


:o :o :o

Ouch! :-/

;D

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:49 pm
by Sir_Crashalot
Warning:

If you try to use CTRL-ALT-DEL on Wife1.0 it can cause a malfunction. Along with Wife1.0 comes a virus like program called Motherinlaw0.9 (betaversion, lots of bugs). This will double the power of NagNag9.5.

Just be warned...

Crash ;)

Re: Software

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:11 pm
by machineman9
Don't forget to regularly empty TheDishwasher folder and do a CleanUp of DirtyPlates.tmp every now and then too.