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Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:37 pm
by Fozzer
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8039921.stm

...my religion dictates that I wear my radio-wave jamming, Aluminium Cooking Foil Hat, for my Police duties...

I wonder if the Police Authority, in their ultimate kindness and humanity, and respect to my religion, supply me with a bullet-proof version for my personal safety...?

What do you reckon?.... ::)... ;)....!

Paul....They Sikh me here, they Sikh me there.......

..... ;D....!

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:01 pm
by Steve M
Foz, I never thought a bullet in thier noggin would do any significant damage anyway! One should aim a little lower. To keep them happy though, a simple stainless steel collander under the turban would be the cheapest route.

;D ;D

Edit: And you may remember the addage... "you never hear the shot that hits you." The collander would change that a bit.  :)

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:23 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Just wait, next will be bullet proof Jock straps and or nut cups.... :o

Hmm, all they'd need to do is, "Beef" ( :D ) up and reintroduce the old cod piece..... ;D

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One tough cop!...... ;D

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:36 pm
by Steve M
Just wait, next will be bullet proof Jock straps and or nut cups.... :o

Hmm, all they'd need to do is, "Beef" ( :D ) up and reintroduce the old cod piece..... ;D

Image

One tough cop!...... ;D




;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:09 pm
by Fozzer
Maybe they could try a hat like this...>>>>

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The gun-toting villain will be laughing so much that arresting him/her will be a doddle... ;)...!

Paul.... ;D....!

Do you know what...I cant help laughing my socks off every time I look at that photo...

...take my gun....please!.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:12 pm
by Steve M
Maybe they could try a hat like this...>>>>

Image

The gun-toting villain will be laughing so much that arresting him/her will be a doodle... ;)...!

Paul.... ;D....!

Do you know what...I cant help laughing my socks off every time I look at that photo...

...take my gun....please!.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!




Yes, yes, "If you really want my attention, please.... just yank on my beautiful blue tie!"

Re: Sikh and ye shall find...

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:42 pm
by a1
Reminds me of the bullet proof bra. :D