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This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks 'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!' Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd?

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

Now stop laughing and send it to your Wal-Mart Buds.

I liked that 1.

Actually, Wally World (Wal-Mart) in the US will refund money or exchange almost anything.

http://walmartstores.com/7737.aspx

Return Policy

Everything in the store can be exchanged or refunded with a receipt within 90 days of purchase... with the exception of a few electronic items and regulated items.

After 90 days with receipt:
If available, we offer repair service through the manufacturer.

Exceptions to 90 Day Return Policy:
45 days with receipt: Computer components and computer accessories.
30 days with receipt: Camcorders and digital cameras.
15 days with receipt: Computers and postpaid cell phones.

These items must be unopened: Prerecorded music, movies, and software products.

Guns & Ammunition: Sales are final.

Tobacco & Alcohol: May only be returned to the store of purchase with original receipt (except where prohibited by law).

WIC Purchases: No refund for WIC-acquired items. WIC-acquired items that are defective or out-of-date may only be exchanged for identical product. WIC-qualified items must be returned with the original receipt.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Our goal is to satisfy our Customers... by Exchange, Refund, or Repair.

Guns & Ammunition: Sales are final.

Otherwise, I wonder how many would bring in their empty shells claiming missing parts?

Guns & Ammunition: Sales are final.

Otherwise, I wonder how many would bring in their empty shells claiming missing parts?

8-)

Every Wally World near know Redneck population centers has this policy. It seems that many Rednecks brought back ammo saying it was defective because they couldn't hit $hit due to defect in manufacturing, the bullets were either bent or they spiral the wrong way......

Actually, Wally World (Wal-Mart) in the US will refund money or exchange almost anything.

http://walmartstores.com/7737.aspx

Return Policy

Everything in the store can be exchanged or refunded with a receipt within 90 days of purchase... with the exception of a few electronic items and regulated items.

After 90 days with receipt:
If available, we offer repair service through the manufacturer.

Exceptions to 90 Day Return Policy:
45 days with receipt: Computer components and computer accessories.
30 days with receipt: Camcorders and digital cameras.
15 days with receipt: Computers and postpaid cell phones.

These items must be unopened: Prerecorded music, movies, and software products.

Guns & Ammunition: Sales are final.

Tobacco & Alcohol: May only be returned to the store of purchase with original receipt (except where prohibited by law).

WIC Purchases: No refund for WIC-acquired items. WIC-acquired items that are defective or out-of-date may only be exchanged for identical product. WIC-qualified items must be returned with the original receipt.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Our goal is to satisfy our Customers... by Exchange, Refund, or Repair.

I actually tried this when in the U.S...

Bought a battery charger for my camera the first day.... returned it the last day... quite easy process! I even saw a woman returning 2 laptops at once!

When I used to work there, we had people return almost empty gallons of water saying it tasted funny.  One even had tea in it.  The store took it back.

Actually, Wally World (Wal-Mart) in the US will refund money or exchange almost anything.
"SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Our goal is to satisfy our Customers... by Exchange, Refund, or Repair."

I actually tried this when in the U.S...
Bought a battery charger for my camera the first day.... returned it the last day... quite easy process!

You should see the returns dept. around gift-giving holidays.

[quote]When I used to work there, we had people return almost empty gallons of water saying it tasted funny.

the only thing Wal-mart will never refund are games that wont run on your computer (pirating policy probably)