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These may have been around with other pxs and posts but the inscriptions are new.

These new, futuristic garages await the installation of their escalator units.

Those not wishing to pay an "unfair" sidewalk
toll are now offered the Free Fall option.

A revolutionary construction concept has been initiated for the
cross-eyed and Pisa tourists who wish to see the beauty of
their new complex in a more 'normal' perspective.

Those threatening to "end it all" but aren't sure they want to jump,
now have this new truth or dare fire escape provided.

So often forced into precarious positions,
Siamese twins with a rear-quarter body attachment
now have the availability of these twin urinals.

These new, futuristic garages await the installation of their escalator units.

Those not wishing to pay an "unfair" sidewalk
toll are now offered the Free Fall option.

A revolutionary construction concept has been initiated for the
cross-eyed and Pisa tourists who wish to see the beauty of
their new complex in a more 'normal' perspective.

Those threatening to "end it all" but aren't sure they want to jump,
now have this new truth or dare fire escape provided.

So often forced into precarious positions,
Siamese twins with a rear-quarter body attachment
now have the availability of these twin urinals.
8-)