Piglet and Pooh
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are walking hand-in-hand through 100 Acres Wood and Piglet turns to Pooh and says "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you Pooh Bear" and Pooh replies "If you sneeze you're pork chops!"
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Come to think of it, Miss Piggy's been pretty quiet lately.

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My thoughts exactly.
edit- Oh, I think I got it now... too much thinking.
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