Working Stiffs
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:44 amWe are in trouble...
the population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired,
leaving 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
leaving 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government,
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden,
leaving 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments,
leaving 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons,
leaving just two people to do the work:
you and me...
and here you are,
sitting on your butt,
at your computer,
reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
the population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired,
leaving 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
leaving 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government,
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden,
leaving 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments,
leaving 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons,
leaving just two people to do the work:
you and me...
and here you are,
sitting on your butt,
at your computer,
reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
8-)
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