Working Stiffs

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Working Stiffs

Postby H » Fri May 01, 2009 10:44 am

We are in trouble...
the population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired,
leaving 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,
leaving  55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government,
Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden,
leaving 17.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments,
leaving 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons,
leaving just two people to do the work:
you and me...



and here you are,
sitting on your butt,
at your computer,
reading jokes..

Nice.   Real nice.



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Re: Working Stiffs

Postby Fozzer » Fri May 01, 2009 10:50 am

.....Opppssss!.... :-[....!

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul.........but its nice being "Retired".... ;)...!
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Re: Working Stiffs

Postby H » Fri May 01, 2009 11:02 am

.....Opppssss!.... :-[....!

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul.........but its nice being "Retired".... ;)...!
To further explain:
here I am,
sitting on my butt,
typing out jokes (or facsimiles thereof),
and you sit there reading them...
the work's just not gettng done.

:P


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Re: Working Stiffs

Postby Steve M » Fri May 01, 2009 1:31 pm

;D ;D It seems the best spot to be is in prison!
Maybe the girls aren't an option, but you get free therapy for that.

Note to self; Therapist does not have an office in the shower.   :)
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Re: Working Stiffs

Postby Ang2dogs » Fri May 01, 2009 8:59 pm

And who say's any body working for the Feds or the states or doing any work any way? ;D
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