Shark shorts
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:25 pm"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible."
"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."
"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."
