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Shark shorts

Postby Steve M » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:25 pm

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."


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Re: Shark shorts

Postby BigTruck » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:57 pm

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Re: Shark shorts

Postby a1 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:35 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Shark shorts

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:47 pm

Go for the eyes!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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