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[color=#003300]Older Lady: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Traffic Cop: "Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding."

Older Lady: "Oh, I see."

Traffic Cop: "Can I see your license, please?"

Older Lady: "Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one."

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Hooray for Old Ladies.....!

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Traffic Cop: "Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding."
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No they're not. They are delighted you were speeding. It brightens up their boring, miserable day, and gives them the opportunity to make you feel 3 inches tall, and give you endless grief and aggravation over an extended period of time........

...whilst wearing one of those daft Boy Scout hats, and high leather boots......!

...trust me......!

Paul... ... .... ...!

A Florida State Trooper got it good from an old lady. He stopped her for speeding and was walking up to her car as he flipped open his citation book. The woman looked at him very serious and said, "Oh, you want to sell me some tickets to the policeman's ball, huh?"

He looked at her and said, "Mama, Florida State Troopers don't have balls!" The woman went through total hysterical meltdown. The trooper realizing his incredible open mouth insert foot, turn red as a beet. Trying to recover a bit of dignity, he gave her a verbal warning and left as quickly as he could.

This was all caught on his dash cam, so he had to deal with all his buddies and every cop that knew him razing him for years.

The real cops out there do there job. The S#*!birds just wanna make it thru the day. I got pulled over right after Thanksgiving last year, cause " I see you have a crack in your windshield " , and I also noticed your not wearing your seatbelt! So as I waited for this A$$hole as he was checking SCMADS, I'm thinking to my self, you know What a Dick, to be wasting my time for nothing. So after he gave me back my papers,and a warning to get my window fixed, I just had to ask him, So do you stop people from walking down the street cause they got a crack in there ass? That's when the pr!(% wrote me a 25$ ticket for not wearing the seatbelt!