*facepalm*

Really, there are no words that can describe this guy:
"Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager."
Geez, why even bother to tell the world you're a thief, let alone confess DURING the robbery....
Now all I need to know is how to recommend this to dumbcriminals.com
Tale ripped from FMyLife.com
"Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager."
Geez, why even bother to tell the world you're a thief, let alone confess DURING the robbery....







Tale ripped from FMyLife.com