Bet You Will Smile...
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:56 pmSome great one-liners... 
Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk.
Inconsistency: It has its ups and downs.
You say tomato, I say tomato. Doesn't make much sense when you read it.
Hobbits are Tolkien Minorities.
The Judicial System Rules!
Veni Vidi Wiki: I came. I saw. I edited collaboratively.
Natural Selection: Good things come to those who mate.
Vampires are A Pain in the Neck.
I'm an English Major. You do the math.
Apathy: I could take it or leave it
The Constitution: I Read it for the Articles.
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
Holland: Can't Dutch This.
Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever!
Fibonacci: It's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.
Kinetic Energy -Pass It On!
I'm no rocket surgeon.
When life gives you Scurvy, make Lemonade.
Pluto (1930-2006) Revolve In Peace.
Idioms are for the Birds.
Entropy: It ain't what it used to be.
World Physics Society Family
-Be the Half-life of the Party!
Simple as 3.141592...
Alaska -A Good Tan is Hard to Find.
Pavlov "The name that rings a bell!"
Sigmund Freud: There Egos Again!
The Binary Social Club: Where no one's a zero!
Gregor Mendel: Giving Peas a Chance Since 1856
Titanic -Ship Happens.
Achilles: Heel Be Alright!
Beethoven: The Original Deaf Jam.
Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk.
Inconsistency: It has its ups and downs.
You say tomato, I say tomato. Doesn't make much sense when you read it.
Hobbits are Tolkien Minorities.
The Judicial System Rules!
Veni Vidi Wiki: I came. I saw. I edited collaboratively.
Natural Selection: Good things come to those who mate.
Vampires are A Pain in the Neck.
I'm an English Major. You do the math.
Apathy: I could take it or leave it
The Constitution: I Read it for the Articles.
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
Holland: Can't Dutch This.
Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever!
Fibonacci: It's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.
Kinetic Energy -Pass It On!
I'm no rocket surgeon.
When life gives you Scurvy, make Lemonade.
Pluto (1930-2006) Revolve In Peace.
Idioms are for the Birds.
Entropy: It ain't what it used to be.
World Physics Society Family
-Be the Half-life of the Party!
Simple as 3.141592...
Alaska -A Good Tan is Hard to Find.
Pavlov "The name that rings a bell!"
Sigmund Freud: There Egos Again!
The Binary Social Club: Where no one's a zero!
Gregor Mendel: Giving Peas a Chance Since 1856
Titanic -Ship Happens.
Achilles: Heel Be Alright!
Beethoven: The Original Deaf Jam.
