401-Keg

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401-Keg

Postby specter177 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:42 pm

If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00* today. If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares of AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00* today. If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $00.00 today. BUT, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you will have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks around 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
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Re: 401-Keg

Postby skoker » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:28 pm

41 Huh?  Is that skinny person or fat person milage? ;D
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Re: 401-Keg

Postby BFMF » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:43 pm

[quote]41 Huh?
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Re: 401-Keg

Postby H » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:25 am

According to my quick calculation, subtracting for cycling, I've walked well over 2000 miles within the past year and drank no alcohol:
2000 miles on fumes, I'll soon be ready for recycling and I'm not an average American.



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