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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:06 pm[center]Random Jokes Accumulated Over Time
19 irish men go to the cinema.
The girl asks why are there 19 of you here to night all together
One man says " it says over 18 outside "
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
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A three legged dog limps into a saloon and says " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
19 irish men go to the cinema.
The girl asks why are there 19 of you here to night all together
One man says " it says over 18 outside "
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
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A three legged dog limps into a saloon and says " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
