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Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:42 pm
by TSC.
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides that because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he resolves to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 pm
by expat
10/10 ;D ;D

Matt

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:29 pm
by Steve M
;D ;D ;D I didn't see the punchline coming!

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:45 am
by BFMF
lol

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:22 pm
by Rich H
Good one  ;D

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:08 pm
by expat
I was going to email that to Ryanair customer services ;D , but they have no email contact, just snail mail :-/........guess it cuts down on the complaints when you customers have to put pen to paper and go to the post office ::)

Matt

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:48 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
I was going to email that to Ryanair customer services ;D , but they have no email contact, just snail mail :-/........guess it cuts down on the complaints when you customers have to put pen to paper and go to the post office ::)

Matt

;D ;D ;D

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:24 pm
by skoker
If thats what I have to look foreward to if the come to IAG the I don't want them. :P ;D

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:25 am
by ozzy72
;D ;D ;D

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:07 am
by AussiePilot
HAHA!! Great one!! ;D ;D :D :D

Re: Picking up a stewardess....

PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:51 pm
by SubZer0
I almost gave up on this one, but I'm glad I read it through!

LMAO

;D ;D ;D