Englishman, Scotsman Welshman and Irishman having a pint, get on to the subject of their children's names.
Englishman: "I called my son George, as he was concieved on St. George's day, the patron saint of England"
Scotsman: "I called my son Andrew, as he was concieved on St. Andrew's day, the patron saint of Scotland"
Welshman: "I called my son David, as he was concieved on St. David's day, the patron saint of Wales"
Irishman: "I'd like you to meet Pancake"...
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