Final Wishes

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Final Wishes

Postby Ravang » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:22 pm

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in Iraq.

The leader of their captors said: "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

The Scotsman says: "I'd like to hear Flower of Scotland just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played on bagpipes in the style of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards."

The Irishman says: "I'd like to hear Danny Boy just one more time to remind me of the Emerald Isle, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune."

The Welshman says: "I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to remind me of the Land of my Fathers, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir."

The Englishman said: "I'd like to be shot first..." ;D
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Re: Final Wishes

Postby skoker » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:43 pm

I can see why... ;D
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Re: Final Wishes

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:55 pm

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Final Wishes

Postby Steve M » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:05 pm

;D ;D ;D The Englishman and I...... fighting over the blindfold    ;D
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