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Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:12 am
by EchoLdrWolf
This itself will not be necessarily funny, but the responses will be hilarious.

Only one thing is certain -- that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false.



Yes....or no?

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:18 am
by Fozzer
A contradiction in terms..

..like the dreadful statement... :'(....>>>

..."Almost exactly"... >:(...!

Paul... 8-)...!

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:50 am
by Steve M
I am "almost exactly" certain there is "not no" validity to the first sentence.  "Almost sure" the answer is not exactly possible.  ;D ::)

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:03 pm
by Anxyous
It's like "Today is reverse-day".

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:27 pm
by Hagar
What's the difference between a paradox & an oxymoron?

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:04 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
What's the difference between a paradox & an oxymoron?

An oxymoron is a stupid cow? ;D :D

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:08 pm
by Steve M
What's the difference between a paradox & an oxymoron?

An oxymoron is a stupid cow? ;D :D



And pairaducks? Feather vs leather.....  ;D ::)

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:59 pm
by EchoLdrWolf
]This itself will not be necessarily funny, but the responses will be hilarious.[/b]


What did I say  ;D ;D

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:33 pm
by Romulus111VADT
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Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:36 pm
by Rich H
What's the difference between a paradox & an oxymoron?

Oxymoron are opposites, more in a metaphorical term. Like some from Romeo and Juliet are loving hate, cold fire, bright smoke, brawling love.
I'm doing R + J in English by the way.

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:10 pm
by JSpahn
basically Im complicated

I have a hard time finding the easy way

Im afraid because I have no fear

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:39 pm
by ShaneG_old
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It took me forever to stop laughing at this one. ;D ;D ;D

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:40 pm
by skoker
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:-? WTF is going on?  :-?

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:02 pm
by Al_Fallujah
Oxymoron is a contradiction in terms...
"Military Intelligence"

Paradox is an apparent contradiction of thruths or conditions...
"I always lie"

Your example is like the following:
"There are no absolutes"
The statement is an absolute, but states there are no absolutes.

But it also applied in movies to Michael J. Fox going back in time to meet himself... Once he does so, he changes time, and can therefore not exist in the first place.

They were stupid movies in any case.

Re: Paradox?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:35 am
by Romulus111VADT
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It took me forever to stop laughing at this one. ;D ;D ;D


Gizmo lives! ..... ;D