A thought about women

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A thought about women

Postby expat » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:27 pm

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh#t.

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Re: A thought about women

Postby H » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:41 pm

If you give her money...
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Re: A thought about women

Postby Steve M » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:28 pm

;D ;D ;D Funny and sooo true!
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Re: A thought about women

Postby Brando14100 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:46 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: A thought about women

Postby J. » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:12 am

hhmmm this gives me an idea.......
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Re: A thought about women

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:11 am

...a very dangerous Species!... :o...!

Fozzer's advice, through many years of experience....

....avoid them, if at all possible... ;)...!

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Re: A thought about women

Postby Meck » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:23 am

damn I'm trapped... ;D ;D ;D
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excuse bad grammar; "I' bin Bayer..."
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Re: A thought about women

Postby Ashar » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:15 am

LOLOL!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A thought about women

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:37 am

Still single! Nya-nya-nya!!! ;D
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