Re: Farting on a bus
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:44 pmby ozzy72
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod................................................
Re: Farting on a bus
Posted:
Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:17 pmby Romulus111VADT
I don't own an IPod, but I could still manage to pull this off.....
I did fart in a crowded elevator once. Couldn't keep a straight face damn it.....
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Re: Farting on a bus
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:50 pmby Brando14100
Re: Farting on a bus
Posted:
Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:30 amby BigTruck
I prefer to let a nice loud one rip while standing in formation, especially when the commanding officer is talking ;D
Re: Farting on a bus
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:09 amby Romulus111VADT
[quote]I prefer to let a nice loud one rip while standing in formation, especially when the commanding officer is talking
Re: Farting on a bus
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:22 amby Anxyous
I don't own an IPod, but I could still manage to pull this off.....
I did fart in a crowded elevator once. Couldn't keep a straight face damn it.....
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It's even worse, farting in an empty elevator. You're alone, the door opens, and a bunch of people come in. Only one person coulda done it
Re: Farting on a bus
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Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:29 pmby Romulus111VADT
You know you've cut a mega fart when you can bring down every window on the bus. The trick is not getting thrown off the bus for your accomplishment. This is when self control and the ability to keep a straight face is essential. Of course an SDB works best. I wouldn't recommend one of those one minute four octave farts that lift you off the seat. Those tend to be a dead give away.....lmao
