Re: Farting on a bus

[ozzy72]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod................................................

[Steve M]

I just got it.  

[Romulus111VADT]

I don't own an IPod, but I could still manage to pull this off.....

I did fart in a crowded elevator once. Couldn't keep a straight face damn it..... .....

[Brando14100]

I don't own an IPod, but I could could still manage to pull this off.....

I did fart in a crowded elevator once. Couldn't keep a straight face damn it..... .....

Note to self, don't ride in an elevator with Romulus.

8-)

[skoker]

I do SBD's

[BigTruck]

I prefer to let a nice loud one rip while standing in formation, especially when the commanding officer is talking  ;D

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]I prefer to let a nice loud one rip while standing in formation, especially when the commanding officer is talking

[Anxyous]

I don't own an IPod, but I could still manage to pull this off.....

I did fart in a crowded elevator once. Couldn't keep a straight face damn it..... .....

It's even worse, farting in an empty elevator. You're alone, the door opens, and a bunch of people come in. Only one person coulda done it

[H]

...worse, farting in an empty elevator. You're alone, the door opens, and a bunch of people come in. Only one person coulda done it.

It was the one who got off on the last floor...
Oh, that is the only other floor? Well, no wonder he crapped his pants, stepping off between floors!

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

You know you've cut a mega fart when you can bring down every window on the bus. The trick is not getting thrown off the bus for your accomplishment. This is when self control and the ability to keep a straight face is essential. Of course an SDB works best. I wouldn't recommend one of those one minute four octave farts that lift you off the seat. Those tend to be a dead give away.....lmao

[skoker]

Of course an SDB works best...

It's SBD  

[Brando14100]

You know you've cut a mega fart when you can bring down every window on the bus. The trick is not getting thrown off the bus for your accomplishment. This is when self control and the ability to keep a straight face is essential. Of course an SDB works best. I wouldn't recommend one of those one minute four octave farts that lift you off the seat. Those tend to be a dead give away.....lmao

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

Of course an SDB works best...

It's SBD

[H]

Of course an SDB works best...

It's SBD

Hmmn... SBD Dauntless, Slow But Deadly. Not silent but there's a bombing similarity.

8-)

[TacitBlue]

Of course an SDB works best...

It's SBD