New quote for ATC Jokes?

[BAW0343]

I know We've heard them all before but I think this could easily be added to the ranks soon.

From the Transcript of the Hudson crash:

New York TRACON: "Cactus 1529, turn right 2-8-0, you can land runway one at Teterboro."

Flight 1549: "We can't do it."

New York TRACON: "Okay, which runway would you like at Teterboro?"

Flight 1549: "We're gonna be in the Hudson."

New York TRACON: "I'm sorry, say again, Cactus."