You know it's a small airport when....
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:45 pmIt's a small airport when-------
1).... There's a sign beside the runway requesting pilots to replace divots before takeoff.
2).... You can figure out the total candle power of the runway lights by counting the candles.
3).... The ticket counter is a card table.
4).... nobody there has jet lag.
5).... A metal detector is used to look for tie downs.
6).... The hanger is a two car garage.
7).... The security guard waers a flea collar and barks at cars.
.... The luggage cart is a wheelbarrow with grass stains on the wheel.
9).... The landing strip can be "socked in" by a heavy smoker.
10).... It has all the "Wright" stuff, but not neccessarily in all the "right " places.
11).... It doesn't take a computer to keep track of a plane, you just look out the window and it's either there or it isn't.
12).... It's only claim to being an "iternational " airport is that the TV in the lounge was made in Japan.
13).... If you've seen one runway, you don't need to bother to look for any more
1).... There's a sign beside the runway requesting pilots to replace divots before takeoff.
2).... You can figure out the total candle power of the runway lights by counting the candles.
3).... The ticket counter is a card table.
4).... nobody there has jet lag.
5).... A metal detector is used to look for tie downs.
6).... The hanger is a two car garage.
7).... The security guard waers a flea collar and barks at cars.
.... The luggage cart is a wheelbarrow with grass stains on the wheel.9).... The landing strip can be "socked in" by a heavy smoker.
10).... It has all the "Wright" stuff, but not neccessarily in all the "right " places.
11).... It doesn't take a computer to keep track of a plane, you just look out the window and it's either there or it isn't.
12).... It's only claim to being an "iternational " airport is that the TV in the lounge was made in Japan.
13).... If you've seen one runway, you don't need to bother to look for any more
