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Engineers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:01 pm
by Steve M
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?" "Ummm perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:03 pm
by skoker
:D Wow...! ::)

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:49 pm
by machineman9
For anyone who watches the IT Crowd, just read that last bit with Moss's voice. Lol.

I know science teachers who sometimes give lifts to the teachers of different sciences... I can only imagine that this has happened to them before lol.

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:17 pm
by T1MT1M
LOL

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:00 pm
by BFMF
Combat Engineer: "Let's blow the car up and get a new one..." ;D

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:05 am
by pepper_airborne
After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day ;D.

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:25 am
by expat
After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day ;D.


You forgot, unplug it from the mains for 5 minutes and then try again ;D

Matt

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:40 am
by pepper_airborne
After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day ;D.


You forgot, unplug it from the mains for 5 minutes and then try again ;D

Matt


;D ;D

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:20 am
by Wii
Combat Engineer: "Let's blow the car up and get a new one..." ;D

Now that is how it's done!! ;D ;D

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:24 pm
by Brando14100
;D ;D ;D Try the Han Solo method. Punch the car a few times. That's how he fixed the Falcon in Empire Strikes Back.

:D

8-)

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:44 am
by Mazza
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm
by H
It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting
Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?


8-)

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:49 am
by expat
It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting
Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?


8-)


Size 10 with steel toe caps ;D

Matt

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:54 am
by H
Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?
Size 10 with steel toe caps ;D
Matt
Drats! I wear steel toed boots but they're size eleven... :-/


8-)

Re: Engineers

PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:16 pm
by BFMF
Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?
Size 10 with steel toe caps ;D
Matt
Drats! I wear steel toed boots but they're size eleven... :-/


Just kick it with slightly less force.... ;D