Traffic Report!

Newscaster: "It's 8:00 in the morning, let's check-in on the traffic...How's it look out there?"
Traffic Reporter: "It's 8:00 in the morning! Everyone left their house at the SAME TIME! Back to you...and don't bother calling back again at 5:30, because it's the same thing! Only guess what, their going the other way!"
Traffic Reporter: "It's 8:00 in the morning! Everyone left their house at the SAME TIME! Back to you...and don't bother calling back again at 5:30, because it's the same thing! Only guess what, their going the other way!"