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Two peanuts walking down a road late one night - one was assaulted.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini - the barman says 'Olive or Twist?'

Man walks into a bar and asks for some helicopter crisps. The barman says "Sorry, mate. We only do plane".

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a hill.

How deep is a frog pond?
Knee deep, knee deep.


*Runs*

The swiss roll one made me laugh.

ba dum ch

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lol. I must have just freaked out my cousin/auntie heaps (whoever it was), at 2:40 AM they hear a ba dum ch quite loudly from my room.  ;D

My favourite one liner is:

"I think that employee of the month is a good way to be a winner and a loser at the same time."

Good ones! I love one-liners.

Two men walked into a bar, the third man ducked.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

So this baby seal walks into a club.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

A while back I owned a Rolls Kanarley.... it rolls down one hill & kanarley get up the next...


A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "whats with the long face"


Hey what do 80 year old guys eat....Depends...


Have you heard of that new pirate movie? Its rated Arrrrrrrr...

Ok I leave now

So this baby seal walks into a club.

that one is mean yet funny  :D

What do Mexican's put beneath their carpet?

Underlay!

What do Mexican's put beneath their carpet?

Underlay!

And how do they fix their carpet??

Underlay, Underlay... Gripper, Gripper

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