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A few of the best one liners....

Postby drummer_tom » Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:41 am

Two peanuts walking down a road late one night - one was assaulted.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini - the barman says 'Olive or Twist?'

Man walks into a bar and asks for some helicopter crisps. The barman says "Sorry, mate. We only do plane".

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a hill.

How deep is a frog pond?
Knee deep, knee deep.


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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby a1 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:55 am

;D ;D ;D


The swiss roll one made me laugh.
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby T1MT1M » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:20 am

ba dum ch
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby drummer_tom » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:21 am

http://www.instantrimshot.com

http://www.sadtrombone.com


You decide which is applicable!
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby T1MT1M » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:46 am

http://www.instantrimshot.com

http://www.sadtrombone.com


You decide which is applicable!




lol. I must have just freaked out my cousin/auntie heaps (whoever it was), at 2:40 AM they hear a ba dum ch quite loudly from my room.  ;D
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby skoker » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:51 pm

My favourite one liner is:

"I think that employee of the month is a good way to be a winner and a loser at the same time."

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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:23 pm

Good ones! ;D ;D ;D ;D I love one-liners.

Two men walked into a bar, the third man ducked. :D

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby T1MT1M » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:54 pm

So this baby seal walks into a club.
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby Steve M » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:56 pm

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:42 pm

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby JSpahn » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:39 pm

A while back I owned a Rolls Kanarley.... it rolls down one hill & kanarley get up the next...


A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "whats with the long face"


Hey what do 80 year old guys eat....Depends...


Have you heard of that new pirate movie? Its rated Arrrrrrrr...

Ok I leave now ;D
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby Dr.bob7 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:52 pm

So this baby seal walks into a club.



that one is mean yet funny  :D
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby H » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:46 am

The giant climbed the cliff in 30 minutes; the dwarf tried to match him but came up short.

When they saw the salad dressing, the lobster was blushed but the cheese was feeling grate.


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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby drummer_tom » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:24 am

What do Mexican's put beneath their carpet?

Underlay!
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Re: A few of the best one liners....

Postby MWISimmer » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:53 pm

What do Mexican's put beneath their carpet?

Underlay!


And how do they fix their carpet??

Underlay, Underlay... Gripper, Gripper

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