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Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:15 pm
by ShaneG_old
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.








2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.









3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.









4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.









5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".









6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.









7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.









8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.









9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.!

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Sincerely,
The Dog

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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:50 pm
by Steve M
Good one!   ;D ;D ;D

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:35 pm
by lunitic_8
nice i need to try this sometime  ;D ;D :D

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:28 pm
by Steve M
I've got two bathrooms and two dogs... and my neighbor has two noisy cats... tempting.   :)

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:21 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
;D ;D ;D   Hmmm, here kitty, kitty, kitty...............(to be continued)

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 pm
by Brando14100
Poor Cat!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

8-)

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:07 am
by a1
;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:36 am
by beaky
:D  :D  :D

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:18 am
by machineman9
How To Test Your Blender Works by "The Angry Cat"

;)

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:08 am
by eno
I think fluffy will have something to say about this.

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:04 pm
by skoker
See....  My cat wouldn't mind the water because he drinks from the toilet anyway... :P

;D

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:30 pm
by ShaneG_old
[quote]I think fluffy will have something to say about this.

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:10 pm
by lunitic_8
[quote]See....

Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:39 pm
by Mazza
[quote][quote]See....