Lottery Winners

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Lottery Winners

Postby Ravang » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:47 pm

There are two older men, Bob and Joe.

Bob has a speech-impairment, and Joe is handicap and must use two canes to walk.

Well one day Bob and Joe decided to play the lottery and they won. When asked what they were going to do with the money Bob replied, "Thwell, we are going to thravel the thworld."
So after taking their money and traveling the world they returned, and a friend asked them where they went.

"We thwent to Thrance, and climbed up the Thiffel tower." repiled Bob.

"And Joe did he climb the Eiffel Tower too?"

"No...no he's thandicapped you know, tho he...he just stayed on the thround."

"Oh, I see."

"We then thent to see the Pope in the Thatican."

"Really?" "Did you get to meet him?"

"No, but Thoe did."

"Really, Joe met the Pope."

"Thes, the Pope, he came out thwalked right up to Thoe. Put his hand on his wight shoulder and his wight cane, it thlew away it did. So he put his hand on Thoe's weft shoulder and his weft cane flew away thoo."

"So the Pope healed Joe so he could stand again? Thats amazing!"

"No, no, no....Thoe's thandicapped you see, so he just....


















....a thusted his thass."

;D
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Re: Lottery Winners

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:17 am

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