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Some last words, said by unknown people right before they died...

These are fictional, and made up by Danish comedian Thomas Hartmann. I merely translate

Okay:



"Sure you can! Never seen Jackass?"



"Look, if it was dangerous, it probably wouldn't have had a smiley face on it, would it?"



"Bungie-jump expert my a**, if I say, I weigh 120 pounds, I weigh 120 pounds!" (by a woman).



"Isn't it crazy, that you can buy parachutes at the 99 Cent store?"



"A gasleak you say? Lemme get a smoke, and look at it"



"Honey, your a** looks big in that dress"



"It looks dead...."



"Throw me the axe, will ya'?"



"Don't worry, it's fireproof"

"Honey, your a** looks big in that dress"


This one will have ya pushing up daisies right away.

Thats pretty awesome, I wouldn't mind leaving by saying one of those methods , and then on my gravestone i will get "I told you i was sick"

Thats pretty awesome, I wouldn't mind leaving by saying one of those methods , and then on my gravestone i will get "I told you i was sick"

I know my last words...

"I wonder if..." Then insert a seemingly stupid, but otherwise untested obstacle.




"Don't worry, it's fireproof"

Lol.

Thomas Hartmann styrer!

How bout "bet you can't fit all those in your mouth"  ;D

[quote]How bout "bet you can't fit all those in your mouth"

"Don't worry you can totally jump it!"

"They can't hit anything at that range"

[quote]Thomas Hartmann styrer!

"Don't worry, it's not like there's going to be a blowout...."

"Hey baby, put down the gun and let's have some fun...."

"It's not like the admins here actually care if we say racist words..."

"It's not like they care here about piracy...."

"Go f*** yourself!"

"It's not like I care about what the admins told me to do."

"I could take on all you AWP whores with my knife...."

"Dude, did you see the ^#^ on that chick with the silenced pistol?"

"It's not like there's a sniper out here!!!"

"I could easily disarm that bomb, just give me a machete."

"It's not like that chick knows how to shoot that gun...."

"It's not like she can hear what we're saying"

All of these will end in being pwned in one way or another...