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Another blonde joke

PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:06 pm
by Steve M
A  blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here  and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't  figure out how to get
started'

Her boyfriend  asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'  

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box,  it's a rooster.' < /STRONG>

Her boyfriend decides to go over and  help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him  where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.  

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the  box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no  matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
as semble  these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He  takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's  have a
nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep  sigh, . .. . .. . .




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'Let's  put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'  

;D

Re: Another blonde joke

PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:09 pm
by machineman9
Lol. I think I've heard something similar, but still pretty good.

Re: Another blonde joke

PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:22 pm
by Steve M
Lol. I think I've heard something similar, but still pretty good.


I liked it. Its pretty hard to post something in humour thats totally new. But I'll keep trying.   ;D

Re: Another blonde joke

PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:29 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
;D ;D ;D Love it! That is definately going to my favorite blonde, and later... I shall be killed! ;D