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A fisherman was stopped by a game warden in Central  Tennessee recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove  well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a  license to catch those
fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the fisherman "I ain't  got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet  fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down  to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they  jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em  home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck  looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr.  Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"O. K.", said the warden.  "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood  and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"
"Well, what?",  says the redneck.
The warden says, "When are you going to call them  back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden!
"What fish?",  replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not appear to be as smart as  some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government  employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of  anyone retiring and moving north.

If only my neighbors were that smart...
(theyre some dumb hicks...)

"What fish?"

...you ain't seen nothing!  8-)