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An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:27 am
by ozzy72
An elderly couple were attending Mass one night. The wife suddenly leans over towards the husband and says "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
"Change the batteries in your hearing aid!"

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:04 am
by T1MT1M
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:21 am
by TSC.
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Love it!

TSC.

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:25 am
by Fozzer
...pardon?.... :-[...!

F....been there...done it....got the Shorts!... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:49 pm
by a1
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Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:36 pm
by Brando14100
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Did she get the walking farts too?

;D ;D ;D ;D

Blatently taken from Larry the Cable Guy.

8-)

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:59 am
by ozzy72
As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:45 pm
by Brando14100
As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D


What I said was from Larry the Cable Guy. I wasn't talking about you. Look him up on Youtube. He's really funny.

8-)

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:47 pm
by ozzy72
Wasn't he the voice of the tow truck (Mater?) in Cars? Suddenly a very dim bulb has lit up in the back of my cranium....

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:08 pm
by Brando14100
Wasn't he the voice of the tow truck (Mater?) in Cars? Suddenly a very dim bulb has lit up in the back of my cranium....


Yes, he was in fact the voice of Mater in cars.

8-)

Re: An old couple in church

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:45 pm
by BFMF
As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D


You're certainly not missing out on much... ;)