Faster than........
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:17 amFour blokes were sitting around sharing a six pack or two when the discussion turned to the fastest thing there was.
The first guy said:
"Electricity. You flick the light switch and there it is-light"
"Nah,"says the second,"It's thought. You don't even have to think about it and it's there!"
"A blink,"says the third,"It's done before you know it and you're workin' on another one."
"You're all wrong,"says the last guy.
"It's diarhoea!"
The others all laugh and tell him he's mad.
"Nope,"he says,"Diarhoea is THE fastest thing around.
Because before you can blink,think or turn the light on you've sh*t yourself."
;D
Col.
The first guy said:
"Electricity. You flick the light switch and there it is-light"
"Nah,"says the second,"It's thought. You don't even have to think about it and it's there!"
"A blink,"says the third,"It's done before you know it and you're workin' on another one."
"You're all wrong,"says the last guy.
"It's diarhoea!"
The others all laugh and tell him he's mad.
"Nope,"he says,"Diarhoea is THE fastest thing around.
Because before you can blink,think or turn the light on you've sh*t yourself."
;D
Col.
