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The following should NEVER be stated in a resume...(if you want the job that is).
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"Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."

"Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."

"Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."

"It's best for employer that I not work with people."

"Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."

"You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."

"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."

"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

"I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voicemail."

"I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."

"Personal interest: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."

"Note: Please don

Some of those are very good indeed

[color=#003300]Hi, Ravang. I might need to use it soon, so, I was wondering if you were through with using my resum

Here's one from Deadliest Catch:

Keith was looking for a new greenhorn. He is going through resumes and one of them said:

Character References: Parole Officer, Bail Bondsmen.

He through it out the wheelhouse window.

8-)

Did I spell parole right? Doesn't look it.

Nice list.

8-)