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*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

*When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?[/edit]

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is do to the sudsing agent- All soap, whether it's bath soap, laundry soap, dish washing soap, bubble bath, etc, etc. employs a sudsing agent so people will think they are cleaning better.

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
When the store is near a brothel....

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Stupidity

*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Graduates from Moron U.

*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Try starting for the opposite end you normally would....lmao

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Ancient Chinese Secret

*When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
I normally do and wack them with my cane and ask if that's a fair trade.....

*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

When the store is near a brothel[/color]....

LMFAO!!!!! I almost fell out of my chair over this one!!

These things are so true.  ;D

My business teacher just said that one about kamakazi pilots in class on Friday.

8-)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

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Why is it , that your hair doesn't itch until AFTER you cut it?

Why is it , that your hair doesn't itch until AFTER you cut it?

My hair has never itched.... :-?

My face might have after not shaving for awhile and I'm sure since having a beard for 20 years it would itch like crazy if I shaved it off.

Now I do seem to remember my teeth itching pretty badly when I use to drink and I was totally shitfaced at the time....

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

I don't take baths, let alone bubble baths, so I wouldn't know...

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If you leave stuff in there long enough, new things DO grow...

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

I don't take baths, let alone bubble baths, so I wouldn't know...

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If you leave stuff in there long enough, new things DO grow...

and
That didn't use to be blue...hmmm