Patience works well with wisdom

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Patience works well with wisdom

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:56 am

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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby H » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:46 am

"What do you mean, 'Don't hold my breath,' you little...
Dang, my eyes are watering more than my mouth..."



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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:33 am

" Well this just stinks!"
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby a1 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:55 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby BigTruck » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:07 am

Brave photographer!!  I don't mind skunks as long as I am in charge of the situation, but bring a dog in the picture?  You lose all control of the situation!!  all that dog has to do is give in to his instinct and you got yoursef a stinky dog and an angry skunk LOL.  Photographer earned his Man card when he took that pic.
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby H » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:51 am

I don't mind skunks as long as I am in charge of the situation...
More like letting the skunk know that he doesn't have to try to take control of the situation. I had a skunk come right up to the glass door of our motel office one night, his nose against the glass. I slowly walking over to the door and, as we looked at each other from opposite sides I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I don't think we have a room you can afford."
He* still looked up at me for a second, then turned and walked back into the night.

*...may have been "she' -- I had no intention of getting a close view of the pertinent area.



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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:28 am

I suspect this is probably a pet skunk. I've been told that they supposedly make good pets if you have them descented. I personally have never had the desire to test the theory.

That and I don't think I'd want old Pepe Le Pew hanging around my house trying to woo my cat and I end up giving him room and board for his efforts..... ;)
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby H » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:42 pm

I suspect this is probably a pet skunk. I've been told that they supposedly make good pets if you have them descented. I personally have never had the desire to test the theory... I don't think I'd want giving him room and board...
Don't expect it to be unscented nor a 'domesticated' pet. Since these little weasles know they are rarely without a defensive scent, they aren't fearful of much of anything. They are quite apt to start a family den under your porch.

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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:10 pm

I suspect this is probably a pet skunk. I've been told that they supposedly make good pets if you have them descented. I personally have never had the desire to test the theory... I don't think I'd want giving him room and board...
Don't expect it to be unscented nor a 'domesticated' pet. Since these little weasles know they are rarely without a defensive scent, they aren't fearful of much of anything. They are quite apt to start a family den under your porch.

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I don't know, but if you Google "Pet Skunks" you get all sorts of stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_skunk

http://www.skunkhaven.net/

If you hit image when Googling you'd be surprised how many pet skunks there are. On page two I even found the above picture....lol
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby H » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:22 pm

When I typed 'domesticated' I meant as one intentionally adopted as a pet. If you put out enough food/garbage and don't threaten them, they will adopt you; racoons are much the same.


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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:09 pm

We have skunks and I don't see what the big deal is about them. We leave them alone and let them do their thing, which is mostly de-grubbing the yard. They don't stink and one is almost all white.

I did once kill a skunk while mowing a hay field. Poor thing, I didn't see it and only knew I hit it when I heard the 'thump'. I wasn't about to pick it up so it became part a of hay bale. It did stink and I almost felt sorry for the kids hired to put up the hay.
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby BigTruck » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:28 pm

I have two friends back home that have descented skunks for pets, they said it's just like owning a cat, they kind of do their own thing.  
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:59 am

That is just plain mean ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patience works well with wisdom

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:32 am

That is just plain mean ;D ;D ;D


The dog has that look like he has prior experiences with the term, "Fire in the Hole!"....... ;)
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