Obsessed Moms

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Obsessed Moms

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:21 pm

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Betty, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Peter, we're leaving. your brothers Dick and Willy are waiting for us.''
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Re: Obsessed Moms

Postby Groundbound1 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:41 pm

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Re: Obsessed Moms

Postby BFMF » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:02 pm

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Re: Obsessed Moms

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:39 am

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