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A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren

...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

 :D  :D

One I'd seen a long time ago...
My thought was that it's a good thing he was a cowboy and not a sword or fire swallower.

Now that's funny.

Now that's funny.

Yep... a blast from the past.

I heard one similar about the town drunk. Except he burned for a week....

I heard one similar about the town drunk. Except he burned for a week....

Yeah i've seen that one too, but as a 12B/21B, I like this version better....


But the more I think about it, both versions could apply to 12B/21B's