There are many, many times when I read a request for Members to cure a particular problem which they are experiencing, and I can always think of a long, complex, highly technical reply which does not relate in any way, shape, or form to the original subject matter*...
...its what I do....

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I always view the Post requests starting as....
"Dear Miriam..."....

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Paul....

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* it generally gets me into trouble...

...which is nice!.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
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