Tarmac...
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:02 pmA motorway tarmac and a dual carriageway tarmac are sat in the pub and they're both boasting about how hard they are.
"I'm blatantly harder than you" says the dual carriageway
"I've got two lanes and a central reservation".
"No way" says the motorway
"I've got three lanes, a central reservation and a hard shoulder! I'm so much harder than you".
The next thing, a red and white tarmac walks in the pub and the motorway and the dual carriageway hide under the table. The red and white walks over to the bar, orders himself a drink knocks it back and has a look around.
Unimpressed, he gets up and leaves.
Sheepishly, the dual carriageway and the motorway climb out from under the table.
"look at you two!" said the barman
"you're both boastin about how hard you are and a normal tarmac walks in and you're both terrified and hide under the table!".
" Ya don't wanna mess with him" said the motorway
"He's a cycle-path"
"I'm blatantly harder than you" says the dual carriageway
"I've got two lanes and a central reservation".
"No way" says the motorway
"I've got three lanes, a central reservation and a hard shoulder! I'm so much harder than you".
The next thing, a red and white tarmac walks in the pub and the motorway and the dual carriageway hide under the table. The red and white walks over to the bar, orders himself a drink knocks it back and has a look around.
Unimpressed, he gets up and leaves.
Sheepishly, the dual carriageway and the motorway climb out from under the table.
"look at you two!" said the barman
"you're both boastin about how hard you are and a normal tarmac walks in and you're both terrified and hide under the table!".
" Ya don't wanna mess with him" said the motorway
"He's a cycle-path"
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