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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back.  It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, and look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.  He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

BPB  ;D

Not very long since it was posted, but still funny  ;D

[quote]Not very long since it was posted, but still funny

Missed it the first time...
There has actually been a lot of repeat posting on here late.
I have seen a few that I knew I posted redone.
I think we need to make a "house rule" of doing a search on the humour board before posting new jokes.
I know I am gonna.

Missed it the first time...
There has actually been a lot of repeat posting on here late.
I have seen a few that I knew I posted redone.
I think we need to make a "house rule" of doing a search on the humour board before posting new jokes.
I know I am gonna.

I've been posting jokes here since May 2002 and I'm an old fart. I can't remember all my own jokes, let alone everybody else's. I don't have the time or patience to look back over 4776 topics. So I'll take my chances and let em fuss....lmao

I think they mainly fuss if the joke is post several times in a short period of time. Say a couple of months or so. :-/

I agree, there are a ton of jokes on this board and it's pretty tough to keep track of whats been posted and what hasn't, and sometimes newer members dont get around to reading that far back so if a joke gets reposted, there is still some people reading it that havent seen it here before.  As long as the same joke doesnt get spammed into the forum, I think we'll be all right.  ;)