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Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:34 pm
by Romulus111VADT
A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens." In a normal tone he asks,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:38 pm
by machineman9
Hehe  ;D

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:41 pm
by a1
Burned. ;D ;D ;D

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:46 pm
by Romulus111VADT
[quote]Hehe

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:49 pm
by ozzy72
Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:05 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D


I'm pleading the 5th on this one..... :-[

;)

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:31 pm
by ThomasKaira
Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D


I'm pleading the 5th on this one..... :-[

;)


I'll take that as a yes, then.
:P :P :P

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:42 pm
by machineman9
Bah, our youngie jokes are the best. There isn't an entire setence these days that can't have "Ya mum" shoved in it to make it try and sound offensive  ;D

Not that this is the only way in which we young find comical value mind you  :P

I won't send you the image...

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:04 pm
by Anxyous
;D ;D ;D

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:55 pm
by beaky
I smell borscht... very, very old borscht. ;D

... ya mum.  ;D

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:59 am
by tcco94
Burned. ;D ;D ;D

Agreeeeed haha  ;)

Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:20 am
by Fozzer
...Pardon...?

...sorry...my battery has gone flat... :'(...!

Paul....ATC....would you repeat the last instruction...Please... :-[...!

..... ;D....!