Strange Definitions

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Strange Definitions

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:22 pm

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

MISTY: How golfers create divots.

PARADOX: Two physicians.

PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from the couch in front of the TV.

RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

SUDAFED: Litigation brought against a government official

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Re: Strange Definitions

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:22 pm

;D ;D :D

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Re: Strange Definitions

Postby a1 » Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:15 am

How true. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Strange Definitions

Postby H » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:19 pm

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