Lawyers

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Lawyers

Postby JSpahn » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:50 pm

A lawyer was speeding in his Porsche on rt 37 in Toms River, NJ when a guy in a beat up truck opens his door..and wamo the Porsche rips the door off the truck.

Luckily, there was a police officer at an adjacent intersection and he pulls up behind the Lawyer. When the officer approaches the Porsche the lawyer starts complaining how his car will never be the same now he was in an accident.....no matter how good the body shop is.....what now...yada..yada..yada.

When the lawyer calms down the officer shakes his head and replies...I cant believe how materialistic lawyers are...

The lawyer looks at him puzzled and asks why..the officer replies well your left arm was ripped off in the accident.

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Damn it replies the lawyer I lost my Rolex



 ;DOK ill leave ;D
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Re: Lawyers

Postby a1 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:00 pm

;D ;D ;D
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