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Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, 'I
cant
be bothered to walk all that way.' 'I know,' says Paddy, 'but
we've no
money
for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a
bus
from
the depot,' Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells
Paddy
to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out. After shuffling around
for
ages, Mick shouts, 'Paddy, what are you doing?  Have you not found one
yet?'
Paddy shouts back, 'I cant find a No. 91' 'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye
thick
sod,
take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout


sorry

I....don't get it.

Ha ha, brilliant, made me smile

Man there thick

Man there they're thick

I'm mostly Irish, never lived in Ireland, and I get it.  ;D

Hehe  :)

A bit like the blonde joke... well not really, but:

A blonde walks into a pizza place, and orders a pizza.

The pizzaguy (???) asks her if she wants him to cut it in 4 or 8 slices, and she says:

"Are you mad? Just 4, I can't eat 8!"