Top 10 Reason to Date an EMT
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:19 pm10) We are used to staying up all night
9) We are good with multiple partners
We are experts in mouth to mouth
7) We are the best in rapid clothing removal
6) We have our own multi-positional bed
5) We shock the socks off you
4) We always come when we are called
3) We are prepared for any rhythm
2) We are familiar with Latex and restraints
And the best reason to date an EMT...
1) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!
9) We are good with multiple partners
We are experts in mouth to mouth7) We are the best in rapid clothing removal
6) We have our own multi-positional bed
5) We shock the socks off you
4) We always come when we are called
3) We are prepared for any rhythm
2) We are familiar with Latex and restraints
And the best reason to date an EMT...
1) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!
