Top 10 Reason to Date an EMT

[Theis]

10) We are used to staying up all night

9) We are good with multiple partners

We are experts in mouth to mouth

7) We are the best in rapid clothing removal

6) We have our own multi-positional bed

5) We shock the socks off you

4) We always come when we are called

3) We are prepared for any rhythm

2) We are familiar with Latex and restraints

And the best reason to date an EMT...

1) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!

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[Mushroom_Farmer]

Lonely over there Theis?

[Brando14100]

[Anxyous]

Hey! A Dane!

Ogs

[stuart1044]

Nice