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@PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@WORK
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office

@PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@WORK
you get more work for
Good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself

@PRISON
You can watch TV and play games


@WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@PRISON

You get your own toilet


@WORK
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat

@PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

@PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers

This is a new Prison in UK!










Cheers.

Since when does jail look like that!? Funny. Are you saying that you want to go to jail?

Are the prison pictures real.

Are the prison pictures real.

In the U.S. that's called a vacation!

Mmm looks cosy.

I'll wait for my boss to come back from leave and wait him in with a golf club. Hopefully that will get me 6 months free gym membership from assault.

That gym looks awesome.

I don't care how nice it is; it's a cage. Put me in a palace with bars on the windows and guards outside and I'd be suffering...

Looks more like a resort than a prison....

Some criminals deserve to go to Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Arizona jail instead...

England has failed with the criminal justice system

They would not send killers and those guys in there, just people who had tryed to commit fraud and minor offenses

Justice system is far too weedy these days. Annoying chavs get to be able to stay off school for beating people up. Wouldn't it be better to hang them in a cage for a few days? Darn human rights. It's just not fair on the rest of us. Go back about a hundred years or so (maybe a bit longer...) and then you actually get punished for being in the wrong.

But funny comparisons. It's no wonder why some would prefer to be in jail for their entire lives rather than out there working... you get fed and have shelter. Though the downside is if a beefy person 'drops their soap' and asks you to pick it up... Poor Frank Drebin.

Its a rather sad thing at the moment in the UK the prison system is just too soft. The Pics in this thread are Real!!!

A Recent story in the press was all about the Soham Murder.  He is from the town I live in and when to the same school as me (I had to put up with his very odd Tw*t of a brother in my year ) After getting convicted of Killing two young girls 12 year old I think.  He is now living in a prison like the one in the pictures.  The Warden of the prison has Told the guards to call him by his first name and to Look after him.  He has got Sky TV a WII and lots of games.  Shovel Head (as he was known at School) is living a life of Luxury and some people are out working for a living and then paying for people like him from the tax we have to pay.

what a F'n joke!

They should make the prisoners pay themselves for their own expenses